Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots

-- Shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc. Here are

Some new ones to add to your vocabulary:

A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole

A *James Joyce* - an impossible read

A *Rock Hudson * - looked straight, but wasn't.

An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim

A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another

A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand

A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect

A *John Kennedy, Jr.* - didn't make it over the water

An *Elephant's Ass* - it's high and it stinks

A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed

An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it

A *Princess Grace* - should have used a driver

A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have used a driver

A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good

Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

A *Brazilian* - Shaved the hole

A *Rush Limbaugh* - too far to the right

A *Nancy Pelosi* - too far to the left

A "Barbra Streisand" – Ugly but still working

A "Linda Ronstadt" – Blew By You

A "Dick Cheney" – Ball in an undisclosed location

A "Teddy Kennedy" – Scotch Foursome

A "Peewee Herman" – Too much wrist