A guy was stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.
One day he saw a speck in the horizon. "It's not a ship," he thought to himself. The speck got a little closer. "It's not a boat." The speck came even closer. "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf came this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approached the guy and said, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years," the man replied.
She reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulled out a pack of fresh cigarettes. The man took one, lit it, took a long drag, and said, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
Then the woman asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
"Ten years," the man again replied.
She reached over, unzipped her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulled out a flask and gave it to him. He took a long swig and said, "Wow, that's fantastic!"
Then the woman began unzipping the front of her wet suit as she said to him, "And how long has it..."
The man quickly interrupted her, "Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!"